Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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