found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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