I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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