My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
as a side note pls kill me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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