Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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