Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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