I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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