Kiss
Puke
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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