Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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