Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Walk of Shame today included voting.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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