things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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