this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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