Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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