i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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