I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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