We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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