She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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