I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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