i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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