My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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