"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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