He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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