She's JV to your varsity
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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