Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
