He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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