doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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