yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This is my life. Enjoy the view
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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