Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I am spending my child support on dildos
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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