i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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