doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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