ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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