i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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