Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
