What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
