been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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