I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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