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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Enjoy the penises
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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