Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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