Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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