I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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