when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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