is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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