Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Porn is love you can see.
id be glad to
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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