well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
