everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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