a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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