i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's blow job season.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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