Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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