If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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