Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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