I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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