can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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