farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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