i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
