i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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