As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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